The Wit and Wisdom of Donald Hall (1966)

REPRINTED FROM 1966 ISSUE

 

1.

A man who touches a cabbage is seldom sorry.

 

2.

The feeling is mutual.

 

3.

The same goat has three blind eyes.

 

4.

Cecilia! You are wearing an American flag!

 

5.

Witches ride when brooms go empty.

 

6.

It is better to bend a strawberry.

 

7.

Never tie a left-handed horse to a wet rubberplant.

 

8.

You are stepping on my garterbelt.